... because no stores seem to be stocking one that matches these specs:
Having contacted a few stores around the Sydney area, apparently netbooks matching these specs should arrive in "one or two weeks." I don't know whether they're telling the truth, or if that's just retail-speak for "we don't know, but we don't want to lose your patronage."
I'd settle for the Windows XP version, stripping out WinXP for Ubuntu of course, but then I lose 4 GB worth of storage, and when the thing starts off with 20 GB in the first place (4 + 16 GB solid-state drives), every GB counts.
I could also opt for the 900, but it uses the Intel Celeron M at 900 MHz, which apparently runs hot and has some off-power battery issues, if the forums are to be trusted.
Anyway, I guess I'll be bunkering down for a while. I know there are new models coming out just about every fortnight (like the 900A/903 and so on and so forth), but the 901 Linux seems to be the tiny dynamo I'm after, with the form factor to boot.
I'll huddle up in a corner, hugging my knees quietly, rising occasionally to check the Eee PC user forums, until Australia gets its act together.